The Fairy Tale Grammar Book is not currently available in stores.
However, you can receive a copy through the mail. To do so, send
$9.10 by Interac e-transfer to firstname.lastname@example.org. (That's $5.00
for the book and $4.10 (!) for the postage. As well, your bank is
going to charge you $1.00 for the transaction, which brings the total
cost to $10.10.) Your security question should be why, and your
security answer should be grammar. Include your address and postal
code in the message box, which is on the following page. The book
will ship the next day.